….Titled that because I can’t remember the actual quote. And this chapter was SUPER FREAKING FRUSTERATING TO PLAY. GAH. I’M STILL ANGRY.
Anyways, let’s begin. Zelda woke up this morning with weird default hair because of my CC malfunction. That gets fixed later because I’m determined not to cheat and she doesn’t own a dresser or mirror. She also woke up hungry. And stinky.
So, she nommed.
..Transformed into a kitty-Zelda…
..And headed off to work. She still hasn’t gotten promoted, by the way. And a random horse, of course, galloped by the police station.
..Yeah, I don’t know. I’m tired.
…She’s out! ..And, still stinky.
Zelda: “Hey! This place doesn’t have a shower OR Don Lothario! You stink!”
You shouldn’t be talking about people stinking, missy.
Zelda: “That hair has got to go.”
You got that right, girl! XD
😦 This will have to do. I’m sorry I lost your other hair, Z.
Zelda: “I would be making my signature smirk, but my programming tells me to smile ‘normally’ while in Create-A-Sim.”
…Yeah, yeah. Well, it just shows to go ya, you can’t always get what you want in life.
Anyways, I guess I can let you go shower and to Don’s now.
Zelda: “About time, lady.”
Or, I guess, we could just invite Don to the gym. Two birds with one stone, no?
…Zelda, you’ve done that cat thing 3 times today. I’m getting kind of worried.
Zelda: *licks hands*
Blah, blah, flirting.
Okay, I seriously hope this works. Like, Imma be pissed if it doesn’t.
…NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😦 😦 😦
Zelda: “What am I doing wrong? WHY DOESN’T HE LOVE ME?!”
This seriously made me so sad.
Oh well, home we go.
…Sad. But fear not, my friends, for that is not the end of this chapter!
*bends time and space*
..Aww, Zelda’s still sad/angry.
…Annnnnnd morning clean-up.
Random dude: “This party looks radioactive, man!”
Zelda: “Woooo! Chug! Chug! Chug!”
Random chick: “…”
And of course, we don’t let yesterday’s little, erm, incident, stop us from going to see Don again today.
Don: “Hai thar, purty lady.”
..I love how Don doesn’t seem to think that his rejecting her will effect their relationship.
No, no, I don’t love it, actually.
…BAHAHAHA, it looks like he’s eating her armpit.
..YESSSSSSS! THANK ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD!
😀 😀 😀 😀
And then, of course, the doorbell has to ring.
OH NO DON’T BE GETTIN AT ZELDA’S MAN, BIOTCH!
…But Zelda was too exhausted to care, so she went to bed.
…It’s almost a good thing she did. (DUN DUN DUNNNN)
But BAHAHAHA, he walked away from her right afterwords.
Don: “I’m probably going to regret accepting those flowers, aren’t I?”
You bet your bumpkins you are.
He regrets his actions instead of wishing the biotch goodbye. HA! BIOTCH!
Biotch: “That was entertaining.”
Aww, he went to bed right after. I think its so cute when sims sleep like this.
*Bends time and space-again*
TA-DA! MORNING TIME!
..Erm, nice cracked furniture, there, Don.
Anyways, Zelda helped herself to a hearty breakfast of cereal.
And then uses Don’s shower.
And he decided to join Zelda in the bathroom.
And not flush. Lets say it all together, “Ewwwwwww”.
..Heh, his boxers match the toilet.
Annnd, Zelda chooses to use the toilet right after him.
And she breaks it. Again, once more, “Ewwwwww”.
Zelda: “I didn’t do it.”
On that pleasant note, Zelda heads home, for it is the weekend and we have nearly completed our first week of Legacy Lot Living!
Just be greatful, woman! Some sims live on lots like this all their lives!
So anyways, she went home, and practiced chess..For the rest of the day.
She’s invited to a party at 8 (actually at 7:59. Really, EA? Who throws a party at 7:59???), so we head out to that, since it was thrown by her co-worker. I know you need to develop a friendship with your partner (in justice) later in the police career anyway. So, why not!
Zelda: “This party is poppin’!”
…Seriously, though, I couldn’t even find the host, the party was so lame. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had left.
Oh, wait! Looks like the elderly-and-genetically-impaired-club was invited! They’re sure to get the party started!
I literally just sent Zelda home, that’s how bad the party was.
…And, creeper stalker ice cream truck!
…Morning came around, I popped by Don’s house. (Without Zelda.)
He was doing this.
Anyways, I sent Zelda over to ask him a very special question.
…She invited him on a date!
He said yes. Field trip time! 😀
Okay, this is the most romantic place I had enough energy to find in Riverview. So here we go.
PLEASE, CROSS YOUR FINGERS.
..OH GOD, OH GOD PLEASE LET HIM SAY YES…
😦 😦 😦 😦 😦
..This officially sucks.
This however, is one of the times the chapter name comes into play.
*is too tired to narrate anymore*
Please, just cross your fingers until the chapter is over.
WHATTTTTTTTTT? NONONONONONONONO U SUK!
Oh, Don. You officially ruined how I wanted this chapter to end. Princesses are supposed to MARRY the prince! COMMITMENT IS REQUIRED.
ZELDA WILL MARRY YOU, DON.
MARK. MY. WORDS.
——————————————————————————————————————–End of chapter 3! This took me HOURS to write, so I hope you liked it! Sorry for the lack of funniness/narration at the end, I was exhausted by then. Thanks for reading, see you next time!