Chaptah 2 Paht 2: Man Hunt 2-Electric Bugaloo

Posted on January 30, 2012 by tesstastic

Hullo thar, faithful reader(s?)! Welcome and welcome back to chapter two, part two of the FORCE LEGACY! (I dunno why I typed that in all caps.) Just so you know, after playing up to this, my game died and I had to uninstall all CC. I didn’t lose any progress, but Zelda will look a bit different in the next post. Anyways, lets begin! Zelda woke up in a great mood. Obviously, still happy from last night (awink-wink). Oh, wait, nevermind. Zelda: *is not a morning person* She then used the po-po (LOL, not that po-po! The potty), and cleaned the frequently filthy sink.

AAnd then Zelda spent, like, 30 minutes playing chess, which all of us simmers know doesn’t give you many skill points.

Cell phone: *photo bombs*

Work time! She changed into her formal wear and headed off.

Cell phone: *continues ringing*

And when she arrived, she changed into her favorite work outfit, her swimwear.

Zelda, dear, you do know you are capable of more than one facial expression, right?

Zelda: *changes into formalwear* I know. *grimace*

Thaaat’s attractive. Anyways, off to Don’s! Yayzers!

But he’s not home, so Z reads a book for work while waiting.

Doorbell, greeting, flirts!

Yes, spam those romantic interactions! First kiss! *crosses fingers*

Aww, what a perfect ending to the chapter. BTW, Zelda totally looks like rapunzel in this picture.

Chapter 2: Man-Hunt

Posted on January 28, 2012 by tesstastic

Hello! It’s been like 5 days, so here I am again. Feeling just as awkward as the first time around. Well, let’s just jump right in! When we last left our, erm, heroine, she hadn’t really accomplished anything yet. She had, like, two possible love interests, but neither worked out, so now we call this latest chapter Man Hunt.

Zelda likes to start every morning with a nice fresh bowl of refrigerated autumn salad. On one of my classy new default plates.

..Yum. And then she does her daily ritual of washing her hands several times, you know, to make up for not owning a shower.

And then she heads to work.
I am very proud of her. See if you can catch why in this screenshot:

She went to work in her everyday wear. I dunno why she doesn’t have a uniform, but at least it’s not her swimwear.

While Zelda’s at work, I look in her relationship panel for a possible mate. I see Hal Breckenridge, her boss, and decide he’s a good possibility. But while Zelda’s at work, I end up getting a bunch of pop-ups about Hal starting a steady relationship with some chick.

How could he have done that while he was suppossed to be at work?

Hal: Rainbows and unicorns and-

Zelda: I LOVE YOU.

I tried to follow Hal’s car home so Zelda could meet him, but I ended up following the wrong car. It was Don Lothario.

But, he lives in a cool-barn-house-thingy!

And a weird snakeskin car.

Anywhoozles, I sent Zelda to the gym to “freshen up”, AKA showah. And then change into her swimwear.

Zelda: Dress to impress!

…Right.

Zelda: *changes into formalwear*

*facepalm*

Off we go!

Zelda: *rings invisible doorbell*

Don: Well, hullo pretty lady.

Zelda: *turns invisible*

Don: *streeeeechy*

Love at first sight, obviously. Or, um, at first not sight.

Heh, Don had a bale of hay in his living room. Fancy living, if you ask me.

Zelda: Hay! I must interact!

Ah, yes, momma always told me the sure way to a man’s heart is through his hay.

Don: I am completely unaware of the happenings behind me.

Zelda: *grunt*

And then they have a chat from across the room.

..Yeah.

Zelda and Don: *autonomous pillow fight*

WHAT? NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT I CLICKED! STOP IT! *cancels action*

Zelda and Don: …But?

Zelda and Don: *make friends*

*Photo montage!*

And when they’re almost friends, I try to make Zelda flirt with Donny boy.

…It failed.

…She looks so sad 😦

This happens to me a lot, my sims are constantly rejected until I give their love interest flowers. So I tried a little “friendly yellow” on Donnycakes.

D’awwwww!

I think they make a cute couple. Imma leave you here, part 2 (parttwoparttwoparttwo!) will probably be up sometime this weekend. All Zelda did for the rest of the night was sleep. So see you next time!

Chapter 1-That Awkward First Chapter

Posted on January 22, 2012 by tesstastic

So this morning, I woke up. Spent two hours on youtube, took a shower, and ate toast. But it was while in the shower that I came up with this idea-a resolution-to blog a legacy. At least until the 5th generation. Believe me, I’ve tried at legacies and I’ve tried at blogging, but I’ve never been able to stick with it. We’ll see how I do this time around.

Anywho, to the legacy! Here we have our lovely founder, Zelda Force.

She seems very impressed with her new home. And, for some reason, in Riverview, the lot I found was 59×59 instead of 60×60, so I have a little more money than usual (I think), but don’t worry, I couldn’t even afford a shower. This is what I could afford:

Again, she’s super impressed.

So, since she has pretty much nothing, I send her to the police station to get a job in law enforcement.

So, naturally, she changes into her swimwear.

And then into her athletic wear. I love the insane trait.

Zelda: *stare*

Papergirl: *stare*

And then the papergirl and Zelda merge into.. Well.. You just take a look.

…And after that awkward moment, the papergirl left, and Zelda headed off to the police station. For reals this time.

She went in looking like this..

And when she emerged, she was all betters!

So, now we go man hunting.

Zelda: What? But, I’m not single!

Sorry, sweetie, Link doesn’t live in this town. You’re single now.

One of the (many) things I dislike about Riverview is that there is no main park-thingy. So I send her to both the small, lame parks.

The only guy I saw was Angel Lobos. And he’s an adult, and married, and has two kids. So that’s a no.

I also saw this tourist.

Zelda: Hi! You haven’t by any chance seen any single young adult males, have you?

Tourist lady: *stares*

Zelda: Well, then.

Next lot! I send Zelda to the juice bar place.

..And there was NO ONE there. No one. Not even a tingle.

No one.

I just about have given up, but as a last resort, I send Zelda to the art museum.

And there’s a guy! Trigger Broke. I think he’s a young adult, so I send Zelda to go talky-talky-flirty-flirty.

Flirting party!

Awkward child: *is awkward*

…But alas, Trigger BROKE my game. Get it? Broke? Heh..

Anyways, it glitched, and the only action I had available was “massage”, so I closed my game, removed the WooHooer mod, and tried again…

Then I just had no interactions available.

So I reset Zelda, deciding that Trigger just wasn’t “the one”.

But there’s still time! To test out if she could do stuff now, I sent her over to a random neighbor’s house.

No, they’re not flirting, he just has really weird eyebrows. But an awesome name: Jebidiah. Too bad he’s an adult. I could tell by the forehead wrinkles.

So Zelda just took some food from his fridge, ate it, and was on her way.